Do American Zombies, Vampires, Werewolves have the same Constitutional rights as we do?

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Update:

PENGUIN..... "blood-dependent Americans" LMAO

My pet is NOT a dog, he's a Canine- American!

Answer 1

Beste Antwort

I would assume if they were recognized as being real then they would end up with rights, just what they are would be up to all the lawyers on each side fighting to lay down the foundation.

Answer 2

No, but courtesy of the most f**ked up supreme court in history, other non-living entities such as corporations now do. It's essentially the same thing.

Answer 3

I would think so. They did once start out as "men". Constitution doesn't list any stipulations on changing what variant of man

Answer 4

Sir you are a racist. They prefer to be called Undead-Americans, Blood-Dependent-Americans, and Follically-Overactive-Americans.

The nerve...

Answer 5

Rights belong to the living, not the dead, the undead, or animals.

Answer 6

Of course they do. Never discriminate against dangerous creatures.

Answer 7

Only if they can prove they are humans.